Friday, February 25, 2011

Jim Rome Clone Report by Greg in Sun Valley

Weighson Sherbert

Everyone's favorite call screener, Jason Stewart, performed a song about himself today. It was written by 2009 Smack Off winner, Brad in Corona and produced by Alvin Delloro. It was set to the tune of Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi".

It started with the line, "Cinnabon in my face....fries all over the place."

Initially I sent a Twitter message to J. Stew to the effect of "With all due respect, that was horrendous."

Then I realized, that J. Stew not only "goes with" the fat jokes. He also "goes with" the fact that he can't sing, and didn't try to be a great singer. 
It also hearken's back to his "Blind Date" appearance where he was obviously not trying to impress the girl or get a second date. 


At the end of the show, Jim brought Stew on air. He obviously had food in his mouth. It WAS Dominos Friday, but Stew was playing up the whole food theme to the song. He also mention that Kyle Brandt is all about the way he looks. To this, Rome replied, "You're not!" A minute later, Jim tells us that KB just came in and gave Stew something, saying, "Here you go, fat boy!"

So "Weighson Sherbert" is not a masterpiece, but it sure is funny. You can go to jimrome.com to hear the song as well as read the lyrics.
















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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Jim Rome Clone Report by Greg in Sun Valley

A few observations from yesterday's and today's shows...

Yesterday

Jim talked about Steven Segal teaching UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva the front kick he delivered to Vitor Belfort's face last Saturday night.
Clips of Segal saying, "Ka-ra-tay" were played and a few E mails cracked on "Mason Storm". 
Jim said we he can't crack on the guy after that kick. When he later did, Jim "warned" himself, saying, "You're warned, Van Smack. Do it again, and you're BLOCKED!



Today


Clay Matthews got some run as a Superbowl champ, and...one loved by dorks?
The Green Bay Packer quoted J.R.R. Tolkien on Twitter, saying, "...one ring to rule them all..."
Rome mentioned again how Clay went to Agoura High here in SoCal. Famous people from Jim's and KB's high school were mentioned so I sent in an E mail: "Rome: North Hollywood High: Adam Carolla, Cuba Gooding Jr., and Greg in Sun Valley." 
I was surprised when it got read. Jim threw in a few "VAAANNN SMAAAAACK's" for good measure.


Matt in the Fred got BLOCKED on the texts! I'm sure we'll hear more from him through E mails and Tweets.
He referenced Jim getting a "machine gun" filled with some kind of drink from a band by saying "Buffetson Chewart" had a maching gun filled with gravy.

































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