Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Jim Rome Clone Report by Greg in Sun Valley

Summary of today's Jim Rome Show

Jim is on vacation.

Tony Rizzo guest hosted today. He has a talk show in Cleveland, Ohio. He  guest hosted the Jungle earlier this year.

Right off the top Tony asked for a "Quad Yeah!" and got it! He reminded us that he is well versed in Jungle etiquette. He said he would be putting Alvin to the test today, and quickly reference "put me in the ground" (the famous Tanya Harding 911 call clip) to see if Alvin could quickly play the clip. Alvin did!
Many show "drops" were played throughout the show.

College Bowl Games
   Tony said he is a "geek" that watches all the bowl games. He and his sidekick, Aaron, debated the relevance of many of the bowl games. Tony also called for Alabama and Texas fans to call about the BCS Championship Game.

Mike Leach
   News broke during the show that Texas Tech had fired football coach Mike Leach. Tony said, "...Look, I don't know what happened...I find it hard to believe htat Mike would go to the...locking kids up...What on Earth is going on?...I think there's stuff we're not hearing about this...something serious happened, though...They already had it in for him there in that place."

NFL
   Tony and Aaron discussed and argued about the playoffs and playoff scenarios.

E Mail

Tony was resetting the fact that he has been testing Alvin. He then said, "I'm trying to keep him on his toes...with the drops...I've done nothing compared to what Ugly Bob has in store for you, Alvin. Please pay attention." He then read the E mail with Alvin dropping the sound clips in successfully along the way:
   "Subba dubba dong, Tell Alvin that he better "have my donuts" ready and put some "hot sauce in my bag" or else I'm going to put him "in the ground" and it will be so harsh "Yakety Sax" won't be able to cheer him up. Even "Vannnn Smaaaack" tripping on a "malted hops frenzy" won't do the trick. Alvin will only be able to say "UH OH!" and I won't give him a chance to "make up for it" after he limps off rambling like "Miss Teen South Carolina" reacting to a call from "Carl in Rosemead". "Now I'm done."
                              Ugly Bob in 96 South Carolina
"War Gimmie back my son" you "stupid idiot".

Tony said he wanted to try a quad buzzer before the end of the show.

Interviews

Travis Pastrana
   He has been an X Games motocross winner. He came on to talk about the "Red Bull New Years Eve Extravaganza". On that show, he will attempt to jump a car from a pier to a barge in Long Beach, California. He said his main concern going in is wind direction and strength, saying even a slight head wind will force him to alter the cars speed. Tony asked him what his parents thought of this "daredevil" stuff. Travis said his parents got him started! He said his mom once broke her neck trying a back flip on a bike!

Bernie Kosar (Former College and NFL QB)
   He was in studio with Tony in Cleveland. He came on to talk about "The U".(The University of Miami) Bernie said, "We have to win a National Championship this decade to go back to "The U". Tony watched a recent documentary about the University of Miami football program in 80s and 90s. Tony asked Bernie how he ended up in Miami. Bernie said coach Howard Schnellenberger got his QB's from out of state usually. Bernie gave coach Schnellenberger a lot of credit for rallying the community (which was often fractured) around the Miami football team.

Quad Buzzer
   Tony wanted a quad buzzer: Jim's original buzzer, Jim's manual buzzer, Tony's buzzer, and Tony's manual buzzer. (Tony didn't know there already was a "Quad Buzzer" made up of Jim's original buzzer, Jim's manual buzzer, Rachel in Houston's manual buzzer, and Greg in Sun Valley's portable buzzer.

When Tony heard it he asked about the 3rd buzzer, Rachel's. He said, "Dude that is not Rachel in Houston." Aaron said, "What kind of a noise is that? Does your mouth make that noise?" Tony replied, "That is gutteral. That comes from way down deep." Aaron, "That's the sound they play in hell..."
Tony, "I get a sports hernia trying to do that."  (They were replaying the sound throughout.)

Text Contest

No Text Contest today

Huge Call of the Day

No huge call today.




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