MLB
Giants beat Phillies in Game 4 of the NLCS.
Rome called Giants catcher Buster Posey "The baddest 12 year old". He also said you can pencil him in for the next 8 All Star Games, or so. Of Posey, Jim added, "He's a 23 year old who looks 12, and plays 30."
E mails
"Hey Buster. Can you come out and play? Signed, Little Alvie."
"...Phillies souls....Time to die! Signed, Blackbeard Wilson."
Brock Lesnar on JRIB
With the UFC Heavyweight Champion going on Jim's TV show today, Jim wondered if he was the largest person ever on the show. Guesses of other bigger guests came in. One clone said, "You've had one bigger than Brock in studio: Gruce 7'11" 480 lbs. "Silk" in Huntington Beach reminded Jim that he's had Shaq in studio. Jim corrected them, saying, "They haven't been to the JRIB studios." He was looking for the largest TV show guest, not radio.
Other guesses:
-Chyna (Jim said she was big. But not as big as Brock.)
-Val Kilmer (Jim said, "Now you're just submitting random FAT guys.")
The list
First Rome said, "I asked for the biggest, not the FATTEST."
5. Brock Lesnar 6'3" 285
4. Vladimir Klitschko 6'6" 247
3. Frank Thomas 6'5" 275
2. Hasheem Thabeet 7'3" 263
1. David Baker 6'9" 400 (Arena Football League Commissioner. Jim said, "My man is mammoth!")
Funny Unwar
An E mailer wrote in: (paraphrased) "Unwar my friend with a hot tub constantly inviting me over for a 'soak'. No thanks! I don't take baths with other adults."
Donald-esque Rant
Cincinnati Bengals defensive coordinator, Mike Zimmer went on a rant about Former Atlanta Falcons coach Bobby Petrino. "He is a coward. Put that in quotes. He ruined a bunch of people's lives, a bunch of people's families, kids, because he didn't have enough nuts to stay there and finish the job." Rome called the rant "Donald-esque". (Referring to Donald Trumps rant on Rosie O'Donnell.)
Clone Tweets
"Philadelphia will always be the champions to me. Yours, Horrific B.O. that singes nasal hair." Blaise in KC
(Jim said, ".....last time, Blaise. I'm not kidding.")
"Did you say that we can watch the games together via Twitter? Count me in. Love, Marty." Eric in Falls Church
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