Thursday, September 30, 2010

Jim Rome Clone Report by Greg in Sun Valley

Clones, Comments, and Moments from Today's Show

Tainted Meat?

Rome began with the story of Tour De France winner, Alberto Contador testing positive for the banned substance Clenbuterol.  The cyclist said he didn't cheat. "It's a clear case of food contamination," he said. 
Jim Rome said, "I'm sorry. I thought dude just played the contaminated meat card....this steak....tastes like ....Clenbuterol!"

E mail on the subject: (paraphrased): "...We only want cyclists who don't have performance enhancing substances...and without 'Right Guard' substances.....Signed, France." - Blaise in KC
(Jim said, "Never has there been more evidence that Stew is reading the E mails....You're both warned.....Stew, I can BLOCK you, too."

Twitter

Rome marveled that his few Tweets he was given to read weren't that good. "Dear Jim, this steak is delicious. Signed, Roger Clemens."

Get this Twitter name: "Jeff Ratfamily" He sent in a "You're lucky he even performs for you...." reset. (Jim told J. Stew, "Stew. You have the rest of today and tomorrow to pull it together.")

Todays other Topics

  - Whether or not race played a part in the "heat" LeBron James took after his
    announcement that he was going to Miami. Maverick Carter, LeBron's 
    business partner admitted that the "execution" of the announcement could
    have been handled better.
   (Jim said he believed race did play a part. He was just not sure how much. 
    He said he didn't feel it was the overriding factor.)

 - Donovan McNabb's return to Philadelphia
   McNabb believes he will be "cheered more". Jim said he deserves cheers but 
   probably won't get them.

Caller

Teddy in Akron
   He identified himself as a 42 year old Black man. He said most people in Akron aren't mad about LeBron leaving, but about how he left. Teddy feels LeBron thought his image would bounce back. "...Image hasn't bounce back...and now he has to go to the race card?...i don't like it..," said Teddy.

More E mails

"...the execution could have been better. Signed, The Rome family dog holocaust."

The "Jordan in Madison Worst E mail" went on again. 
Today's: (Paraphrased): "....Could you tell Stu (in Manhattan) I will incorporate his suggestions....NOT!...Alvin, cue 'rick roll'."


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