Jim Rome Clone Report by Greg in Sun Valley

Hack Off 2010 (The Inaugural)
(Road Trip for me without the use of "Jungle Insider" so quotes and takes are paraphrased.)


The Hack Off started in the 2nd hour, but there was a lot of run up to it in the first hour. In fact, Jim told us some callers were on hold before 9:30 and wanting to go on right away. Jim said no! Not until the appointed time!

10:00 am PDT

Eddie in Boise

Eddie had a lead in "commercial" which he thanked "Jay Mohr" for doing which included references to the "What do we do now River" and the sponsor "Hey Vine" for when your nervous and can't get your words out. Eddie started in on "Slowlene", saying her body of work was anorexic...and something about Chewbaca and her 1974 Country Squire wagon. When he went to Vinny Mac, the hammer fell, "AAAAHHH" followed by LT. Rome said it was too long and graded the call a "C" when he is looking for an "A" or an "F".

Aaron in Canton

He came on with a song parody: A ZZ Top song with words about J. Stew being down at a Karaoke bar. It was short...then he was out. The hammer came down after, but Jim said he was run.

Rome said it was "horrible...That was crappy...It made Eddie sound like Brad in Corona...reprehensible."

Brendan in Wilmington

He started with, "It's on like Donkey Kong." He said the other "tards" had the "anti-Midas" touch. Other cracks were on Eddie's "Front butt, flabdomen, and num-nuttery."
He didn't get run and Jim therefore had to make him the one to shoot for.

The Canadian Star Linebacker

Jason in Ottawa referenced his first call as being 7 years ago in a country far north...but now it was time for the "Empire to Strike Back." He said Ben Roethlisberger could have saved a lot of money by just listening to his legendary first call. He mentioned Fabian not really being in Los Angeles...then got run!
We didn't hear his "blast" but Jim later referenced not using racial or ethnic terms. Jim said Jason blew it because he was on his way to a good call.

Ryan in Wichita

He had been BLOCKED from the E mail and text portion of the show. Rome said if he got run, he may get BLOCKED from calling the show.
Off the bat, he called someone a transexual and then called Jolene a slumbuster who was "4'10", 250 pounds...with a Tom Sellick..." "AAAHHH!"

Rome said he hated that call.

Jesus in Chicago

Jesus got on, said he couldn't sing either...but fired up his player with Steelers Wheel's "Stuck in the Middle with You". His words were, "losers to the left of me, droolers to the right, stuck in the Hack Off with you."   "AAAAHHH!"

Jim ran him! (I thought it was a decent effort with him just getting the invite yesterday.) Rome said it wasn't a trainwreck or an "A".

Jolene in Farmington

She said something about Walmart being "your mama...in bulk", "jack offs in the Hack Off", and "everyone's BM". Jim didn't run her, saying, "I didn't like that call...but she played to her strengths."

Fabian in Los Angeles

He cited his dictionary definition for "chumps", repeated "you know, you know" many times within the span of one second, and questioned why the linebacker came after him. "I'm a proud Mexican American," he said.

Norman in Norman

He told Fabian, "...no, we don't know...Homes!",  said Eddie in Boise had "Fred FlinSTONES" and said he would see Jim next week......NOT!

Vinny Mac

Vinny came on and said that Fabian was Vic in NoCal's brother. He said something about Trapper calling himself a made man being "poppycock", then proclaimed himself a "world shaker". At the end of his call, he said he would remain on the line ...because he knows he won!

Results

5. Jolene
4. Norman
3. Flamian(Fabian)
2. Brendan in Wilmington
1. VINNY MAC...your Inaugural Hack Off winner!


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