Jim Rome Clone Report by Greg in Sun Valley

Jungle topics from today's show

There's an App for that??

Jim said that Minnesota Viking, Jared Allen now has an Iphone app. You can see what you would look like with a mullet!

On JRIB , jimrome.com and the Facebook fan page, you can see what Jim would look like with a mullet!

Hack Off Recap

-Least surprising development: Ryan in Wichita getting run.

-Most surprising: Brendan in Wilmington....because he didn't get run. Jim also

                        said Brendan had a chance to play his way back into the 

                        Smack Off as a wildcard.

-Most Disappointing: The Canadian Star Linebacker. He was doing well when

                              he said something objectionable. Jim intimated it was

                              a racial or ethnic "imitation".

-Music did not work: There were two songs...and "both feature LT at the end."

                             Jim felt Aaron in Canton was horrible and Jesus in Chicago 

                             was neither good nor bad.

Best line of the day: Jim first said it was the CSLB's line about girls calling 

                             him again like in high school. Later, Rome said Vinny

                             Mac had the line of the day with his, "I'll stay on the line 

                             because I know I've won."

Worst line: Jolene's, "...your momma...in bulk." Right after saying this, Jim 

                then said he took it back..."...actually a pretty good line."

Text Contest Selections

"War a 'Dueling Banjos' between Flamian's 'You know, you know, you know' and the 'Commy's' neighing. Matt in the 303

"Unwar the drive back to SoCal from Vegas on Sunday."

"Jimothy. Ron Artest's defense was back and so are we. Signed, Laker flags on SoCal bandwagon jumpers." 

Triple U Sponsor: "The guy who makes the sound of a whip cracking when you tell him you're hanging out with your girlfriend instead of going out." Textleff Schremp

Actual Triple U: "Dear Mr. Rome. Did I hear you say that Eric in Falls Church was necking? Awesome. I went necking once...with sandpaper."

Result: "I'm not going to say who that's from, but I will BLOCK you!.....Personal appearances are not show fodder. Calling somebody fat or saying that they have 'neckne' is going to get you BLOCKED!"

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