NBA Finals
Rome began with the Lakers' win in Game 3. Dereck Fisher finished the game on a tear for Los Angeles. Rome commented on how Fisher is the guy that has picked Kobe Bryant up time and again. "This cat is a straight up warrior...He single handedly saved that game....He has never come up as big as he did last night," Jim expounded. There was a moment in Fisher's post game interview that he got emotional. Rome said he is the guy that is on record saying that there's no crying at work. "I'm making an exception for Derek Fisher...That was an amazing moment," remarked Jim.
E mails on the game:
"Dear Ray Allen,
Tell me how my @%# tastes. Signed, the hoop." Bryan in Syracuse.
Vic in NoCal weighed in. I paraphrase his E mail: "Dear Ray Allen, 0 for 13? What a freaking joke. Signed, Terrance in Sierra Madre. War my .333 career Smack Off percentage...I'm the Tony Gwynn of the Smack Off."
Stephen Strasburg
The pitcher for the Nationals made his much anticipated debut against the Pirates.
Mike in Chicago, non-7 wood user, E mailed to the effect of: "...you forget it was against the Pirates. Signed 'That guy'."
Jim then acted like he was going to agree with "That guy". He then said, "Who am I kidding?...The guy was disgusting...filthy...Strasburg is revolting!...He just exceeded the hype...7 innings of pure 'freak'."
Other E mails
"Strasburg pitched his first
The Mamba hammered the Celts
Driveway grills still suck"
- Bird in Chicago
"Bird in Chicago
Calls himself the insider
Only tools self gloss"
Josh in Madison voiced his displeasure with Vic in NoCal with, "...the only way he resembles Tony Gwynn is in pant size."
Rome said, "Vic is the classic heel....he is Brock Lesnar."
Rashad Evans
The MMAer came on after his victory over Rampage Jackson. Jim Rome said is was a great interview, even if you're not an MMA fan. Before the interview, Jim said that his webmaster told him that nothing draws as much response, both positive and negative, than MMA.
MMA haiku:
"Rashad executes
Movie star Rampage can't hang
I pity the fool"
Caller
Israel in Los Angeles called in again. He began with high energy and cracks on Vic in NoCal. He was displeased that Vic is "defending his Smack Off crown with E mails." Israel said it was like "your girl sending you to the store to buy her tampons...." Then AAAAAHHHHH!!! - the buzzer sounded!
Jim Rome said, "Feminine hygene smack should not be a part of your phone call....That call never happened..."
Chris Pronger
Rome talked about an ad or a poster that had the hockey player in a skirt and read, "Chrissy Pronger".
Jim questioned who calls a man by a woman's name. He went on, "...and Chrissy, no less. Who does that? Who do you think you are? Me?...Trust me. That doesn't end well..."
1008lb Squat
Rome brought up a video that is making the rounds online. A guy attempted to squat 1,008 pounds. Jim set the stage. The guy had 6 spotters. "A grand," Jim said. I personally saw it the evening before. I thought an accident was going to be the story. No! As Jim put it, "...as the guy was on his way to lock out, he yacked all over the judge sitting in front of him! ...a mid lift spew."
Mike in the District E mailed twice: (paraphrased) 1. "That wouldn't have happened if he would have had a 5 Hour Energy before that lift. It has zero sugar and no calories."
2. "...Kyle being spotted by the Southern Sandwich."
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