Jim Rome Clone Report

Clones, Comments, and Moments from Today's Show

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Jim started by saying he feels good today. "The Jason Bourne poster is up," he told us. During the run down of the XR4ti crew, Jim said that he doesn't have a buzzer. "That's Alvin's call...," he said. 

NBA Free Agency

   Rome: "...still nearly impossible to get a read on who the front runner is." (for LeBron James) He mentioned reports last weekend that the Bulls would sign LeBron. Now the Miami Heat is getting run as the likely spot where LeBron will land. 

Jim also expressed that he feels Cleveland is not the front runner. He did mention a few things Cleveland has on their side: Money - They can offer the most in a max contract. Also: His crew. However, Jim concluded, "...short of this guy not liking what he sees or he's scared to make a big leap...I think he's gone."

Early E mails

"Dear Bourne poster, Welcome to the party pal. Signed, the McClane poster."

Another one asked Rome if the set up was: Bourne on the left, McClane on the right and Van Smack in the middle..."

Celebrity Drunk Bus

Jim brought up the arrest of actor Chris Klein on DUI charges. Rome wondered why this keeps happening when, he said, "...I have a service for this...1-800-BLAAAHH."

More E mails

Dear Jim, You forgot a rick roll story. Signed, Terrance wins the Smack Off."

Rome talked about Terrance and said, "Terrance is probably what...60?"

Vic in NoCal weighed in with comments on Kyle Brandt giving gifts for his 5000th Twitter follower. "Dear Rome, ...if @kylebrandt wants @VicNocal to follow him...he's going to have to ratchet up his offer........War Josh McDaniels hiring me as a quality control coach."

"Hey Snagger. Not all NFL stadiums are quiet when...War bums using traffic cones as vuvuzelas." Rome said, "You're BLOCKED!"

Craig in Tampa later warred Jim naming his new horse "Come on Rachel Pay Van Smack".

World Cup Crying

Jim brought up the story of a guy crying about the loss of the U.S. in the World Cup during an interview of bar patrons. David Cruz was whining about losing to Ghana again. With his name being Cruz, Rome compared him to Tom Cruise in Top Gun. "Bro...pull it together," Jim suggested.

Text Contests Selections

"War bums using bottle caps as cuff links." (Rome asked Kyle Moss, "Who sent that? Homeless smack gets you BLOCKED.)

"...Did you say Mav killed Goose or Gruce?" (Jim responded by saying, "You could stand Gruce in front of an 18 wheeler and it wouldn't kill him.")

"Dear Jim, Thank you for having Pau Gasol on. He carriers on the tradition I started: Spanish speaking forwards. - Mark Madsen."

Triple U: "50 hot dogs? What you call a contest, I call a midnight snack. Signed, Weigh Mohr aka Ham Man." 

Result: "You're BLOCKED!"

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