Jim Rome Clone Report by Greg in Sun Valley

Clones, Comments, and Moments from Today's Show

Jim started this Thursday of with a "Quad Yeah!" times five...for some reason.

NFL

Rex Ryan has an idea for the teams contract issues with DB Darrelle Revis. He wants to shut down practice and bring the whole team over to hear the position of each side, so there's no "he said, she said". 

Rome said, "...Big man, I love your rap...but stay in your lane....Sounds like a Clone plan....and one that would get that clone banned!"

Gallatins Run

Jim's horse won his first race against a star studded field of first timers! Hence the "Quad Yeah!" times five.  Gallatin had the edge in experience, but was going up against a $1 million dollar horse from Bob Baffert's stable. Jim called it, "...about as badass a maiden field as....."

E mail: Nate in Edmonton sent in a haiku:

"Gallatin wins huge

Black Coyote in the dust

BOHICA Baffert"   (War Trapper's neigh)

Others:

"Hey Bob. Tell me how my ass tastes!"

"Dear Gallatin, It's a pleasure to meet you. Signed, The Win Column."  Brian in Syracuse.

"Rome. I fell in love with a horse also, Matthew Broderick."

"Rome. Congrats in you win, Signed SJP."  -Rome said, "You're BLOCKED!...not even an attempt to be clever.

"Dear Horse Racing critics, Don't think for a moment that I haven't been taking mental notes.......LeBron Rome."

"...It was sweet when Gallatin dropped the hammetron Flagship's ass and closed the deal!"

Correspondent's Piece

Jim told us about the correspondent's piece that Bob Baffert did for JRIB. It would run today. In it, Baffert tells Jim's former jockey's agent that his horse can beat Jim Rome's horse. The guy agrees, then Baffert tells him he's taping for the Jim Rome Show! Then Baffert tells Jim he's got a $900,000 horse that is going to "destroy you!". 

This got Jim to replay the call of the race. Then Rome added, "That $900,000 horse that was going to destroy me finished a distant 3rd!...He's a nice little colt...alright he's a freak!...See you at the track this weekend, Robert!

Haiku: 

"Gallatin's Run wins

 Quad Yeah for the victory

 Where you at, Baffert?"

Needless to say, Jim Rome was quite happy. In fact, he said that he's had a good life and a lot of success. He classified that win yesterday as one of his high points!

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