Jim Rome Clone Report by Greg in Sun Valley

Jungle moments and funny moments from today's show,

E Mail

Eric in falls Church got through again. "Loser" played as always. Jim explained, "...This guy was getting more and more full of himself...and then one day had the brass stones, the onions, to ask that we play a Tool song underneath his  

E mails..."

Alvin to be a dad

Alvin's wife, Mel is due in 3 1/2 weeks, but the baby can come at any time according to Jim. He warned that if we hear Alvin's dog barking (his cell ringtone) Alvin would have to leave and Kyle Brandt would have to take over the sound engineering. Jim said Kyle has only a rudimentary knowledge of what to do.

   Jim first joked that the 100,000 Facebook fan would get to name Alvin's baby, which we were told would be a boy. Later, an E mailer suggested the name, Zorro Delloro. Jim offered to pay for "Zorro's" college education if Alvin chose the name.

Jer in Denver

The long time E mailer and texter wrote in with what he said were practice sound clips (drops) for Kyle to be ready with as Jim read his E mail. It was a funny, nonsensical story that included drops of Chewbaca, Gym Guy, Rachel's ERRRR!, Trapper's wheeze, and "Isaiah Thompson".

Text Contest

"War the sweet threads that Rome was rocking on the ESPN Classic. That was great TV." Jason the welder in Humbolt. 

"Unwar my server at Applebees who hit me with, 'You know, you're supposed to stop when you get to the plate, right?' "

Triple U sponsor: "Billy Donovan's lettuce."

(Jim said, "Hey, uh, Phil Guidry, don't be giving me stuff like that. Personal appearance is not show fodder.")

Actual Triple U: "Hey Jim, did I hear somebody say that they can't deal with Omar Samhan? Neither can we, Signed, Omar Samhan's coach springs."

Result: "Alright, you've been warned! That'll get you run tomorrow if you do it again."

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