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Early Triple U sponsor
"Hospitals that charge you to park."
Keeping LeBron
A Cavaliers fan is "going Johnny Knoxville" and will do 23 stunts in the next few months in an attempt to keep LeBron in Cleveland. His first stunt was waxing his chest hair. Jim said, "...Hey, bro. The "40 Year Old Virgin" wants his stunt back...That's not going to be enough."
Other stunts will be:
-Returning a kickoff against a high school football team without blockers
-Brushing his teeth with hot sauce
-Will take a Taser blast "...to keep the King in town."
Jim said, "Don't Tase me...Bron!...If it's inevitable (that you are going to get Tased), you gotta say that...'Don't Tase me, bro!' "
Text Contest Selections
"Dear Jim. Unwar Rome claiming Jungle Insiders hear everything. Somehow, I still don't hear all the awesome texts that I send daily. Why is that? Signed, Ugly Bob."
Jim said, "Is that a rhetorical question?...I think you know why..."
"Hey Jim That was not a bad connection. It was my long, sweaty lettuce covering the mic. Signed, Steve Nash." Chris in Florida
"Triple U Sponsor: "The guy that holds the door for you even though you're 20 feet away, forcing you to speed up and thank him for his politeness..."
Actual Triple U: "Hey Jim. Did you say Sam Bradford has a surgically repaired wing? That's too bad. I prefer my wings crispy and honey glazed. Signed, Kirstie."
Result: "I don't know who you are in the 909. I just know that you're BLOCKED!"
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