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Eastern Conference Finals
The Magic won game 4. Rome's take was that was that they only did what they should have a while back: "...finally showing up and joining the fight."
Early E mails
Brian in Syracuse got in with two.
1. "Hey Orlando! Welcome to the party, pal. Signed, the Eastern Conference Finals."
2. "Boston got knocked down last night. Signed, Alvin's laptop."
Female Philly Fan
Jim said a handful of cities have motivated, intense, crazy, (insert adjective) fans. Philly tops them all for Rome.
He listed: They...
-booed Santa
- got tased
-yanked on a little girl
Today we heard a Philly TV report where a female Philly fan dropped an
F-bomb on live TV when asked how she felt about the Flyers game, "@# a%$%
amazing!"
"Hey-O's and Triple U's
Jim said they are pretty much the same, then he took a lot of Triple U's from the texts and E mails. But first...Jim had a few of his own:
-Coming up to another person walking in the opposite direction in a hallway and you both keep going in the same direction when trying to avoid each other.
Jim said you can put Barry Sanders like moves on the guy and he's still going to shadow you.
-"That's why they pay you the big bucks." (Jim said that's what Mike Mandt tells him when Rome brings up that they have no guest lined up for JRIB.)
From listeners:
-Flower delivery guy hearing: "Oh, you shouldn't have" or "somebody's husband did something wrong!"
-Commercial painter hearing: "You missed a spot!"
-Mail carriers hearing: "You can keep the bills!"
(Freebie from Greg in Sun Valley: "Got my check in there?")
Caller
Josh in KC
He got in and began "running smack" about the Super Bowl going to New York. He said something like "20 degrees and rain...do the math". Then it was something about Tiger Woods writing a book. Then....."AAAAAHHHHH!" The manual buzzer sounded.
Rome said, "Triple U: That call."
Tiger Not on Ryder Cup Team?
Ryder Cup captain Corey Pavin says Tiger Woods does not get an automatic berth on the team.
Rome said a cheese E mail now would be a Triple U. (I guess that means Corey was in the "Rat Family")
Vic in NoCal sent in what appears to be a parody of a cheese E mail:
"The reason I'm not crazy about Tiger being on the Ryder Cup squad is because I feel his presence might really drive a WEDGE into our team. I don't care how much CHEDDAR he has or how GOUDA player he is, or even if he is the GOAT.
I'm clearly aware that he is a NACHO average player & and he often makes shooting birdies seem like a BRIEs, but, frankly, I'm a little FETAp with him cursing up a BLEU streak whenever things don't go his way.
Now, if you don't mind, there's a tall glass of VELVEETA with my name on it waiting for me in the kitchen - I've gotta go.
Late,
Corey Pavin"
Tiger Not on Ryder Cup Team?
Ryder Cup captain Corey Pavin says Tiger Woods does not get an automatic berth on the team.
Rome said a cheese E mail now would be a Triple U. (I guess that means Corey was in the "Rat Family")
Vic in NoCal sent in what appears to be a parody of a cheese E mail:
"The reason I'm not crazy about Tiger being on the Ryder Cup squad is because I feel his presence might really drive a WEDGE into our team. I don't care how much CHEDDAR he has or how GOUDA player he is, or even if he is the GOAT.
I'm clearly aware that he is a NACHO average player & and he often makes shooting birdies seem like a BRIEs, but, frankly, I'm a little FETAp with him cursing up a BLEU streak whenever things don't go his way.
Now, if you don't mind, there's a tall glass of VELVEETA with my name on it waiting for me in the kitchen - I've gotta go.
Late,
Corey Pavin"
Extra to the Clone Report
My Least Viewed Parody Ever...Please comment. Is it that bad? Hack Off material?
My Least Viewed Parody Ever...Please comment. Is it that bad? Hack Off material?
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