Monday, August 31, 2009

Jim Rome Clone Report

Today on the Show

Jim Rome started of with the Chicago at Denver preseason game. He said,"Hey Bronco fans, one word, UH OH!" (Followed by Carl Lewis' famous UH OH! clip). Jim went on, "Jay Cuyler got over huge last night in Denver." Rome described how Cutler went in where 80,000 furious Bronco fans were giving him a collective thumbs down. "He walks in as a villian and walks out carrying a bloody sword." Bronco fans were obviously worked up. Jim called it the "Super Bowl of Hate".

Michigan Football Coach Rich Rodriguez cried at his press conference today.  Players had anonymously gone to the press saying he was working them over the (NCAA ) allowable 20 hours a week.

Raiders lost 45-7 to the Saints (45-0 at one point)

Fantasy Football got a lot of run again today. (Of course that means the Fantasy Alert!)

Guests

Andy Reid (Philadelphia Eagles Coach)  
   He restated that Donovan McNabb is the #1 QB in Philly. When asked why he took Michael Vick, he said they had a good locker room that could handle it and he believes in 2nd chances. He cited personal experience dealing with young men who have needed a 2nd chance.

Scott Feldman (Texas Rangers pitcher)
   Scott spoke how Mike Maddux's help played a part in his 14 wins this season.

Drew Sharp (Detroit Free Press)
   Rome asked him about the Rich Rodriguez situation. He said the Michigan 6 players that went to the press had stories that corroborated each other.

Denver Haiku

Once a proud franchise
Your horseface quarterback won rings
Now you're Raiders East                              (Not quite 5,7,5)

Text Contest

Rome said, "Another terrifying phrase...: Let's go to the Jason Stewart Text Contest"

"Unwar the person that comes up to you in a store, thinking that you work there just because you have a tie on"
"Hey Rome, unwar people that still use a pay phone."
"Only losers go to Vegas for a fantasy draft" Signed The CEO

Triple U sponsor: "Anyone over the age of 8 that has a jersey of their favorite team with their own name on the back." Emilio Textavez

Actual Triple U: none today

Huge Call of the Day

Ed in San Diego (In it he called Jay Cutler a quitter)


Jungle Feuds

Vic in NoCal vs. Jay Mohr
Vic in NoCal vs. Brad in Corona
Brad in Corona vs. Mike in Indy

Attempted Feud: Nate in Edmonton vs. Mike in Indy (cut short by Rome's use of the Portable Buzzer)


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